Go to Pink's Spring Break Dance Party. AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.
Keep following written instructions on foam hearts.
Jump and throw beach balls around. Why not.
Participate in a Harlem Shake video.
Make a collage. Not before jumping in a pink bounce house. #pinkspringbreak
Take several of these jello courage things so you can do this...
Sing Milkshake.."my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
Dress up again. And trust your better judgement that those heels are coming off. off.
Get to South Beach
The Clevelander, for specifics.
DANCE. Break the chain on your purse, have your purse fly off all while losing your phone on the dance floor so that strangers pick it up and you get a perfect chance to ask for a dancing photoshoot.
Get thrown up on. Wash off in the bathroom.
And off they came.
Spend your mornings on the beach
Play Pitbull's "Don't Stop the Party" because if you're in Miami and you're not listening to Pitbull you're in the wrong place.